27 February 2007

أقوال برلمانية مأثورة

خليفة الظهراني(اللاحكومي): لست حكوميا

عادل المعاودة: طيش بريش أنعل بو من تحت العريش (احد يسوي خير و يترجملي)؟

جاسم السعيدي (شخصية رقم 1): بنسمع الحكومة كلام ما يعجبها

المرزوق: جاسم السعيدي حبوب و دمه خفيف

المهندي: عيب عيب عيب

محمد خالد (يكلم صحفي): الى جهنم و بئس المصير.. سود الله وجهك .. شلت يداك

حسن الدوسري (والله مادريت انه نائب غير اليوم) ما هي الخطة لمواجهة الانتشار النووي في المنطقة؟

جاسم السعيدي (شخصية رقم 2 - دراكولا): المخربين يجب أن يؤخذوا بالحد الشرعي فإما أن يقتلوا و اما ان يصلبوا و تقطع ايديهم و ارجلهم من خلاف

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha,
Dissociative Identity Disorder is quite common in our parliament eh?

SoulSearch said...

yomah,
what kind of representatives are these? they sound sedated and rambling without making any sense!!
:-S brrrrrr scary

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious!! I have earlier suggested collecting all these "gems" on tape.. and making Bahrain's Funniest Home Movie!!

Anonymous said...

HAHA nice one LuLu
MP's are just full of %&%&!
They want increased salaries and cars with leather seats and thats it

Thank you for thos hilarious lines

LuLu said...

Haha thanks guys. It is actually fun to watch parliament sessions.. in a dark-comedy kind of way. SBG, I think your suggestion is really cool, I hope someone actually has the time to do it!

Anonymous said...

I'm no psychologist but I think they have issues.

error said...

تيش بريش

..G.. said...

Our parliament was nothing but a "rat race" (3ala goolat bob marley) ever since is started :P

great post :P

Anonymous said...

الشخصية الأولى في البرلمان بلا منازع !!
محمد خالد أبو عمار صوت الحق

هخخخخخ
هذا اختصاصي أنا ..!

تغطي يا حرمة

Anonymous said...

ما في اقوال حكومية مأثورة ؟ ناطر هالمرة درر وزير العمل ..... لان بصراحة اخر مرة بدع :)

Anonymous said...

Issues? ...tissues eh !

gotta love the new show , we got 4 more years to watch it !

nice post ,
Btw for a second there i thought i knew who u r from the picture , but after reading few on your blog , negh that cant be that person !

b good !

Gardens of Sand said...

Hahahaha this is hilarious except that it is our sad reality....

Here's my all time favorite:
المرزوق: جاسم السعيدي حبوب و دمه خفيف


Did he see Al Saeedi lately? Yup he looks so cute just like a maniac bear!

LuLu said...

I still don't know what Adel AlMa3awda was saying! :(

Dilshad Khan said...

Lulu.. This is hilarious