Our own Mahmood Al-Yousif was called to the Criminal Investigation Department for interrogation. He was interrogated for writing about Mansour bin Rajab the great. I mean, Mansour bin Rajab Minister of Municipalities. In fact, the Minister lodged a complaint with the police, officially refuting that he is at all "stupid" or a "brainfart."
Well, being a little upstart blogger and looking to protect myself, I have to start by hailing great thee Sir Highness Excellency Smart Respectable Righteous Lord Mansour bin Rajab Minister of Municipalities. Let it be known that I repent. From now on, I would never call him stupid or a brainfart. I would never call him a moron or a backward shmuk either. In fact, I will also not even call him corrupt. He's the anti-corrupt. I will also stop referring to his 5th-grade education from now on. I hail his great wisdom and apologize on behalf of the whooooooole, ungrateful population of Bahrain for not appreciating his impeccable brains and non-thieveness, non-corruption.
I also would like to make a suggestion, Mr Rajab. I mean, why stop at Mahmood Al-Yousif? I suggest that you go after everyone who calls you and idiot, a moron, or a thief. It would be fun. Imagine how much fun that would be? If we assume the Bahraini population is 500,000, that would make at least 499,999 defendants. It should give you something to do for the time being. Municipalities can wait.
Now, if I can call all my fellow people to observe 1 minute of silence in honor of the late freedom of speech, peace be upon her.